The pickleball league has set sail and has been crossing the ocean full of countless winds and treacherous storms the past three weeks. The Ogres have suffered the scurvy, dropping the ship’s numbers by two. Nacho Average Ninja Servers have ascended to captaincy. While others cling onto their daily battles of pickleball league duties, there are whisperings of a possible new leader in the future. Let’s take a quick look at everyone’s standings on this ship before heading into week four.
After six games, Nacho Average Ninja Servers have been the clear runaway early in the season with a 6-0 record, taking down their opponents with skill and cunning.
Could a mutiny uprising occur in week four? Because Dink Pony Club at 6-0 is in second and is keeping Nachos on high alert, finding every team’s weaknesses like a lookout from the crow’s nest.
Volley Llamas are working like a good midshipman and running slightly under the radar at 4-2. They’ve done everything right and pushed their opponents to the brink in each game.
Starvation has been fended off, as Hot Dogs in the Hallway found some salted pork to keep them afloat at 3-3.
Just below them in the pecking order is Sassy Seniors, whose veteran leadership and cool-headed nature may just be the thing to keep this ship going as they look to circumnavigate the AVTEC Gym’s winter season.
Crow and Kristi are hanging onto the ropes at the moment as the ship navigates the waves. They still have some strong footholds there with a 1-5 record, but still a bit to climb.
Who is scrubbing the floors below deck, but have seen the light before and hope to work their way back out. They also have a 1-5 record.
And finally, The Ogres have been thrown overboard with their scurvy, but there are rumors of a few stowaways that are seen scampering across the ship in the shadows of the night.
Below is a full breakdown of the standings. See you all tonight.
| Standings Week 3 |
| Place |
Player |
Wins-Losses |
GW-GL |
Point Differential APG |
| 1 |
Nacho Average Ninja Servers |
6-0 |
12-0 |
7 |
| 2 |
Dink Pony Club |
6-0 |
12-3 |
4.6 |
| 3 |
Volley Llamas |
4-2 |
9-6 |
2.1 |
| 4 |
Hot Dogs in the Hallway |
3-3 |
8-6 |
1.9 |
| 5 |
Sassy Seniors |
2-4 |
4-8 |
-0.6 |
| 6 |
Crow and Kristi |
1-5 |
3-10 |
-4.2 |
| 7 |
Who |
1-5 |
3-10 |
-4.4 |
| 8 |
The Ogres |
1-5 |
2-10 |
-7.8 |